I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People
get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like
their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers
You know that tingly little feeling you get when
you really like someone? That's common sense leaving
your body.
The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need
to write that down, I'll remember it.
I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom
highlights."
Why do I have to press one for English when you're
just going to transfer me to someone I can't
understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need
expert advice.
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have
everything that I wanted as a teenager, only45/50
years later
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