Such an unfair world:-
When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its £10.50/min (charges may vary depending on your Provider).
My wife and I both had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
Wife to husband: You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.
Husband to wife: I didn't expect to live this long!
As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely.
As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Isn't it weird that in Britain our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.
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Such an unfair world:-
When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its £10.50/min (charges may vary depending on your Provider).
My wife and I both had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
Wife to husband: You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.
Husband to wife: I didn't expect to live this long!
As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely.
As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Isn't it weird that in Britain our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.
That last sentence says it all about Britain !!!
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ealed.
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